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another spammer caught red-handed ::
April 30, 2004 — Operation Enduring Email, SiNuS BRaDy's
government-subsidized program to stop spammers on an international
basis and level, has apprehended spam suspect B12. B12 is thought
to be Z21's closest ally in the recent evil plots to bring the
corporate world to a hault using email technological overload.
'I found him casually walking around Davis Square, looking for
a good café with a wifi connection, laptop slung over
his shoulder,' said Mar Von Janko, assistant deputy to the Massachusetts
branch of OEE, 'I wasn't about to let him get away.'
Janko followed B12 for approximately 33 minutes throughout
the square, and waited for the spammer to settle in at the Starbucks
just down the street from Buck A Book and the Somday. 'I knew
he wasn't a Dunkin' Donuts person. His car is too fancy. I thought
he might prefer a decent latte from the Someday or a similarly
reputable independently owned cafetorium, but I never thought
he'd be a Starbucker.' MVJ nods in contemplative disappointment.
'I saw him setting up, logging onto his MSN Hotmail account.
He appropriated some imagery from a few sites like MessyFun
and bn dot come, put together a quick HTML email in Frontpage,'
Janko looks up as if praying to the eGods, 'and then proceeded
to upload files to a server in the Philippines. He cut and paste
the HTML into Hotmail and was just about to click 'send' when
I jumped up and slapped the cuffs on him.'
B12 is being held at the Somerville Police Headquarters on
$5,000,000,000 bail. When asked about the accusations, B12 remained
silent and wrote a note requesting the return of his laptop.
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new victories for oee ::
March 26, 2003 — SiNuS BRaDy's government-subsidized program
to stop spammers before clicking 'send', Operation Enduring
Email, captured a another local person accused to have spammed
over 12,000 US netizens last year. A nameless 72-year-old bolivian
senior citizen, residing at Happy Acre Iinn located in Beverly,
Massachusetts, was found found guilty of mass-distributing the
spammail message ‘take a look at this one - will ya’.
Cleverly disguising his name as 'hotpants susan' { & sometimes
as 'day Z duke 69' }, the senior citizen was caught red-handed,
with right index finger ready to trigger the blast. The message
— of course — promises to offer 'more information
about how the end-user can make millions of dollars by working
from home on odd tuesdays — raking in the big-bucks —
no? Want to know more — click
here'. SiNuS says that 'Any end-user that proceeds to click
will then be redirected. Wham zip bang — there you are
on a website filled with close-up nipple-piercing photographies
— not exactly the money-making opportunity we had hoped
for — eh?' Needles to say, the Beverly swat unit # 5271
broke into the Sunnydale Happy Acre Inn Retirement Home and
hauled the dirty spamster away for questioning & torture.
OEE will stop the spam! ::
Z21 Update | whereabouts unknown ::
March 33, 2004 — OEE still has no clue on the whereabouts
of Z21. 'We’ve captured G29 and F22 — very closely
linked to Z21 and his evil spamming coalition,' said Peter Jones,
outsourced OEE coalition unit member, on location in Medford,
Massachusetts. 'So far they [ G29 and F22 ] have not given any
accurate details of where Z21 can be.' Updates to follow in
the weeks to follow. ::
SIT Under Development ::
The [ SIT ] spam identification test is still being developed
as we speak.
OEE aims to educate, identify & eradicate — because
education is always approximately three-quarters of the problem.
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